May18

goodknight2sday:

I DID IT i even actually colored it with headcanon colors (canon for this au)

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Posted at 5:28am 2215 notes

twudle:

the strangest shit batter’s seen all day

(via awkwaben)

Posted at 4:23am 2403 notes

throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

where he blinks when you move him

and if you angle it right he’ll wink

oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

(via dullaidan)

Posted at 3:17am 18890 notes

wiffyincamelot:

alwaystaygolden:

starslovehope:

alyssapacheco22:

for-the-thrill:

secrets-in-the-sauce:

glittertorn:

powerlesbian:

Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got

this is my favourite video ever

This is truly awesome

this is beautiful

Every time I hear this speech it gets more and more beautiful!

I love him.

Forever reblog.

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Posted at 2:11am 22338 notes

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Posted at 1:06am 29530 notes

sighs deeply because i have to tell my mother you never have the right to touch another person against their will?

sighs because she thinks there are several reasons that an adult could touch a child against their will?

sighs because she taught me from a young age the opposite of that and i think the years of my dad verbally abusing and manipulating her are really ruining her ability to function?

Posted at 12:45am #personal #family

May17

rawbeef:

oh, this was very informative and helpful

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Posted at 9:54pm 53343 notes #meow

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Posted at 8:48pm 637 notes #unicorn waifu

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

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Posted at 7:43pm 59987 notes

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Posted at 6:37pm 16779 notes

birdouche:

my friend convinced me this was a good idea

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Posted at 5:31pm 536 notes

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

(via kriceratops)

Posted at 4:25pm 79730 notes

mostlytumbler:

im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im amy. the kitchen elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cooking that isnt canon.

i kitchen hard. i kitchen with passion. and i kitchen correctly.

this is  a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

(via m4ge)

Posted at 4:15pm 5246 notes

strongly regret not naming my dog ‘slut’

Posted at 4:09pm #kate life

choked:

So creepy story time, in my house we have this bathroom that’s under construction. Recently the one wall thing has been eroded. I used it today and decided to investigate the wall and found this graffiti on the one side. I have no idea who did it, and asked my brother, we are both creeped out, it’s weird and crazy. Holy shit.

“Don’t
Die
I Still
Love
You”

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Posted at 3:20pm 13446 notes